!Bolfers can win wonderful prizes in golf tournaments.
Here is my first tournament prize (of many to come) from a thoughtful New England group, which has lots of fabulous golfers in its ranks -
Counsel:
1. Get one, just one, good shot. Everyone will be stunned into thinking of you as prize-worthy.
Recommend working on your putt. Way easier than smacking the ball over long distances.
2. Tell people right up front that you expect not to play by the rules of golf. That way, when you do something well according to the actual rules of actual golf, it will jump out. Like lipstick on a pig.
3. Ask for a prize. Like votes and running for office. You have to ask.